{"id":307,"date":"2018-09-14T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T20:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.messysuitcase.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/14\/ellie-smoit-adventure-cat-part-2\/"},"modified":"2018-09-14T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T20:35:00","slug":"ellie-smoit-adventure-cat-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/messysuitcase.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/14\/ellie-smoit-adventure-cat-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ellie Smoit, the Adventure Cat, Part 2: Kitty Anxiety"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nAnxiety<\/span><\/h2>\n
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ELLIE SMOIT<\/span><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
\nI am the only cat in the house with all of my teeth. Which is good, because I need my teeth for my two favorite activities: eating and murder.<\/div>\n
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\nWhen I get stressed, I like to use those teeth on Kaylee and Noxie when they come close to me. And I also yawn, which is really, really cute, apparently. And I can show all of my teeth.<\/div>\n
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\nThis morning I chased Kaylee all around the living room and I think we knocked some stuff over but I really don\u2019t care.<\/div>\n
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\nAnd then I jumped Noxie, and I jumped on him and wrapped my claws around him, and then I got shoved away by my mommy\u2019s big foot.<\/div>\n
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\nBut what am I supposed to do? All these boxes and paper and everything moving around and mess everywhere is making me really anxious.<\/div>\n
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\nAnd I like to relieve my anxiety with murder. <\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I lick<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Look at my shiny teeth<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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My trophy from Kaylee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Ellie Smoit, the Adventure Cat, is chronicling her journey from her house in Colorado across the United States and to Mexico, with a little help from her owner, Lexie Greenawalt.<\/i><\/div>\n

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Anxiety ELLIE SMOIT I am the only cat in the house with all of my teeth. Which is good, because I need my teeth for my two favorite activities: eating and murder. When I get stressed, I like to use those teeth on Kaylee and Noxie when they come close to me. And I also … <\/p>\n

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